We once read an article about Mark Wahlberg being the 'poor man's Matt Damon'. There's this sense that Mark Wahlberg just can't obtain Matt Damon's stature and place in life. As we pondered on this, we came up with a whole list of things that fit that very categorization:
Matt Damon-Mark Wahlberg
MAC-PC
Dr. Pepper-Mr. Pibb
Target-Walmart
Z Cavaricci's-Girbaud jeans
Texas-Louisiana and for that matter, Arkansas
United States-Canada (at least, that's how our Canadian friends feel)
Nike-Reebok
Starbucks-Dunkin' Donuts
U2-Depeche Mode
ESV-NIV
The Beatles-New Kids on the Block
Freebirds-Chipotle
Papa John's-Little Ceasar's
Google-Yahoo
Madonna-Brittany Spears
24-American Gladiators
Yankees-Red Sox
NFL-NHL
MTV-VH1
Tex Mex: Mexican Food
Summer Olympics-Winter Olympics
Tiger Woods-Phil Mickelson
British English--American English
Mark McGuire on steroids-Mark McGuire off steroids.
candidate Obama-President Obama
Ronald Reagan-Sarah Palin
Facebook-MySpace
Hammer Pants-jams
(anything)-NASCAR
Letterman:Leno
Chris Farley-Jack Black
Matrix: Matrix Reloaded
