I never thought, I never knew
what life was like before there was you.
But one day I spotted to the left there did sit
My new found friend named "Mint Chocolate Chip"
I realize our friendship is shallow and new
But from the very first bite, I simply knew.
We are friends for ever like Michel W said
Thoughts of your leaving, I dare not tread.
You are consistent and sweet and loyal and true
you add skip to my step, make my skies blue.
Some might say my feelings are dumb
but I say it's fine to be in love with your gum.
