"Convenient Noodles" how I loathe you so
In my colon you stop the flow
Pre-packaged noodles hard as a rock
Tiny processed packets of chicken stock
Dehydrated veggies to add to my soup
I'd only choose to eat these if I had croup.
But these last few days of moving and stress
I love you more and loathe you less.
6 quick minutes and my family can eat
Feeding 7 people for only two-ninety three.
Without a kitchen and without a home
I will not complain, I will not groan
At the everyday occurrence of you at our table
Fast and easy, you are true to your label.
"Convenient Noodles" I love you so
No matter my colon, no matter the flow.
