1) We just exchanged some text messages with a national friend; we asked him if he could help us on Saturday morning make a purchase (we need translating). He replied, "I would like to help but I have a wedding to go to in the morning. Maybe I can go to the wedding before lunch"
huh? How do you decided when you'll go to a wedding?
2) Why do dogs greet each other my smelling each other's rear and run in circles?