Saturday, April 15, 2006

Jack Bauer's Info

A friend of mine offered us some helpful info on Jack Bauer on his blog.

"Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jack Bauer.
If everyone on 24 followed Jack's instructions, it would be called 12.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
There have been no terrorist attacks in the United States since Jack Bauer appeared on television.
When someone asks Jack Bauer how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously on 24..."
Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.
When Google doesn't know the answer, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once called the Vice President "Mr. President", but realized his mistake and shot the President. Jack Bauer is never wrong.
During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. "
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